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<h2>Things to Do in San Antonio This Week</h2> 
        
<p>San Antonio is buzzing with exciting events this week. Catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/slayr-tickets/performer/514349">Slayr</a> bringing their rap and hip hop beats to the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/slayr-tickets-san-antonio-aztec-theatre---san-antonio-8-13-2026/production/7211840">Aztec Theatre - San Antonio</a> on Thursday. On Friday, immerse yourself in Latin music with the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hermanos-espinoza-tickets/performer/168812">Hermanos Espinoza</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hermanos-espinoza-tickets-san-antonio-freeman-coliseum-8-14-2026--concerts-latin-music/production/6898288">Freeman Coliseum</a>.</p>
<p>Saturday is packed with diverse events; experience the R&B vibes of the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/freestyle-explosion-tickets/performer/5607">Freestyle Explosion</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/freestyle-explosion-tickets-san-antonio-frost-bank-center-8-15-2026--concerts-rb/production/6791511">Frost Bank Center</a>, enjoy some theater at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/texas-fest-tickets--theater-other-theater/performer/443294">Texas Fest</a> in the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/texas-fest-tickets-san-antonio-majestic-theatre-san-antonio-8-15-2026/production/6998902">Majestic Theatre San Antonio</a>, and cheer for <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/san-antonio-fc-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/48496">San Antonio FC</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/san-antonio-fc-tickets-san-antonio-toyota-field---tx-8-15-2026/production/6433556">Toyota Field - TX</a>. For country music fans, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hudson-westbrook-tickets/performer/193370">Hudson Westbrook</a> will be playing at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hudson-westbrook-tickets-new-braunfels-whitewater-amphitheater-8-15-2026--concerts-country-and-folk/production/6795491">Whitewater Amphitheater</a> in nearby New Braunfels.</p>
        
        

<h2>Things to Do in San Antonio Next Week</h2> 
        
<p>Next week in San Antonio, the music scene is buzzing with excitement. On August 20th, catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/benson-boone-tickets/performer/142849">Benson Boone</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/benson-boone-tickets-san-antonio-frost-bank-center-8-20-2026--concerts-pop/production/6844854">Frost Bank Center</a>, or enjoy a night of Latin beats with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/eslabon-armado-tickets/performer/130484">Eslabon Armado</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/eslabon-armado-tickets-san-antonio-aztec-theatre---san-antonio-8-20-2026/production/7144732">Aztec Theatre</a>. The following night, rock out with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dean-z-the-ultimate-elvis-tickets/performer/122492">Dean Z - The Ultimate ELVIS</a> at the historic <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dean-z---the-ultimate-elvis-tickets-san-antonio-majestic-theatre-san-antonio-8-21-2026--concerts-rock/production/6689551">Majestic Theatre San Antonio</a>.</p>
<p>For a different rhythm, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/palomazo-norteno-tickets/performer/163842">Palomazo Norteno</a> brings their Latin vibes to the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/palomazo-norteno-tickets-san-antonio-freeman-coliseum-8-22-2026/production/6847949">Freeman Coliseum</a> on August 22nd. Comedy fans shouldn't miss <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/gabriel-iglesias-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/3916">Gabriel Iglesias</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/gabriel-iglesias-tickets-san-antonio-laugh-out-loud-comedy-club-8-18-2026/production/7402501">Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club</a> on the 18th, offering laughs to kick off an unforgettable week in the city.</p>

<h2>Upcoming Concerts in San Antonio: Live Music & Tour Dates Near You</h2>

<p>San Antonio is one of the best cities in the country for live music, drawing world-class artists and rising stars to stages big and small. From massive arena tours to intimate club shows, there's always a concert to catch in San Antonio, and Vivid Seats is here to help you find your next unforgettable night out.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about San Antonio Concert Tickets</h2>

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Next week San Antonio's stages are lit with pop star <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/benson-boone-tickets/performer/142849">Benson Boone</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/benson-boone-tickets-san-antonio-frost-bank-center-8-20-2026--concerts-pop/production/6844854">Frost Bank Center</a>, Latin breakout <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/eslabon-armado-tickets/performer/130484">Eslabon Armado</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/eslabon-armado-tickets-san-antonio-aztec-theatre---san-antonio-8-20-2026/production/7144732">Aztec Theatre - San Antonio</a> and the dance night <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/bop-to-the-top-tickets/performer/159238">Bop To The Top</a> also at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/bop-to-the-top-tickets-san-antonio-aztec-theatre---san-antonio-8-22-2026/production/6961357">Aztec Theatre - San Antonio</a>, regional favorite <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/palomazo-norteno-tickets/performer/163842">Palomazo Norteno</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/palomazo-norteno-tickets-san-antonio-freeman-coliseum-8-22-2026/production/6847949">Freeman Coliseum</a>, and the show-stopping tribute <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dean-z-the-ultimate-elvis-tickets/performer/122492">Dean Z - The Ultimate ELVIS</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/dean-z---the-ultimate-elvis-tickets-san-antonio-majestic-theatre-san-antonio-8-21-2026--concerts-rock/production/6689551">Majestic Theatre San Antonio</a>.

Whether you crave big-arena pop, regional Latin sounds, energetic electronic nights, or a classic Elvis tribute, San Antonio has a concert to catch next week.

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<h2>Upcoming Sports in San Antonio: Games, Teams & Matchups Near You</h2>

<p>Live sports thrive in San Antonio, where fans pack venues across town all season long. From sold-out rivalry games to weekday matchups, the city’s sports venues deliver big moments for every kind of fan. Browse schedules by sport, date, or venue to find the perfect game to attend near you. Whether it’s a marquee showdown or a spontaneous night out, you can find seats on Vivid Seats.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about San Antonio Sports Tickets</h2>

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Top sporting events this week around San Antonio include San Antonio FC (Soccer) at Toyota Field in San Antonio on August 15 at 8:00 PM. For a taste of Western action, Saturday Night Rodeo (Rodeo) takes place at Tejas Rodeo Company in Bulverde on August 15 at 7:30 PM. Horse Racing (Horse Racing) is scheduled at Retama Park in Selma on August 14 at 6:15 PM.
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Next week in San Antonio catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/san-antonio-fc-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/48496">San Antonio FC</a> facing an opponent at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/san-antonio-fc-tickets-san-antonio-toyota-field---tx-8-22-2026/production/6433564">Toyota Field - TX</a>. The hometown <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/san-antonio-missions-tickets--sports-minor-league-baseball/performer/1809">San Antonio Missions</a> have a night game at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/san-antonio-missions-tickets-nelson-w-wolff-municipal-stadium-8-23-2026--sports-minor-league-baseball/production/5916454">Nelson W. Wolff Municipal Stadium</a>. For nearby action, the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/saturday-night-rodeo-tickets--sports-rodeo/performer/140570">Saturday Night Rodeo</a> takes place at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/saturday-night-rodeo-tickets-tejas-rodeo-company-8-22-2026--sports-rodeo/production/6422106">Tejas Rodeo Company</a> in Bulverde, and <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/horse-racing-tickets--sports-horse-racing/performer/59304">Horse Racing</a> runs at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/horse-racing-tickets-retama-park-8-22-2026--sports-horse-racing/production/6344490">Retama Park</a> in Selma.

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<h2>Upcoming Theater & Comedy Shows in San Antonio: Plays, Musicals & Stand-Up Near You</h2>

<p>San Antonio is a top city for live entertainment, offering an incredible mix of Broadway hits, touring plays, and stand-up comedy. From major theaters and comedy clubs to intimate performance spaces, there's always a show to see in San Antonio, and Vivid Seats makes it easy to find tickets for every laugh and standing ovation.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about San Antonio Theater & Comedy Tickets</h2>

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San Antonio’s theater and comedy scene heats up this week with Texas Fest at the Majestic Theatre San Antonio on August 15 and the Ringling Bros B&B Circus at the Alamodome on August 16. Collect A Con fills the Freeman Coliseum with pop-culture programming on August 16, and Disabled Vet Comedy brings laughs to Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club the afternoon of August 16. These are the city’s top picks for theater, circus and comedy this week—perfect for families and night-out plans.

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Next week in San Antonio catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/gabriel-iglesias-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/3916">Gabriel Iglesias</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/gabriel-iglesias-tickets-san-antonio-laugh-out-loud-comedy-club-8-18-2026/production/7402501">Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club</a>, and later the club hosts <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/lil-duval-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/29559">Lil Duval</a> as well. If you like edgier comedy, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/roast-battle-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/75669">Roast Battle</a> brings the heat to the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/roast-battle-tickets-san-antonio-laugh-out-loud-comedy-club-8-20-2026/production/7361508">Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club</a>. For a family outing, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/jurassic-quest-tickets--theater-arts-and-theater/performer/49032">Jurassic Quest</a> stomps into the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/jurassic-quest-tickets-san-antonio-freeman-coliseum-8-23-2026/production/7075577">Freeman Coliseum</a>.

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The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical at Charline McCombs Empire Theatre

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The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical Charline McCombs Empire Theatre in San Antonio, TX Mon, Dec 21 at 7:30pm