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<h2>Things to Do in Portland This Week</h2> 
        
<p>Experience an exciting week in Portland, OR with a diverse lineup of events. Catch the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/leagues-cup-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/114305">Leagues Cup</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/leagues-cup-tickets-providence-park-8-13-2026--sports-mls/production/6752471">Providence Park</a> on August 13 for an invigorating soccer showdown. On August 15, enjoy the captivating performance of <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/grupo-frontera-tickets/performer/152130">Grupo Frontera</a> at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/grupo-frontera-tickets-portland-moda-center-8-15-2026--concerts-latin-music/production/6763324">Moda Center</a>, or immerse yourself in magic with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-tickets--theater-arts-and-theater/performer/52123">Harry Potter and the Cursed Child</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/harry-potter-and-the-cursed-child-tickets-portland-keller-auditorium-8-15-2026/production/6561128">Keller Auditorium</a>. </p>

<p>Music lovers won’t want to miss <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/acid-bath-tickets/performer/393862">Acid Bath</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/acid-bath-tickets-portland-pioneer-courthouse-square-8-16-2026/production/6699989">Pioneer Courthouse Square</a> on August 16. Additionally, the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-thorns-fc-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/32692">Portland Thorns FC</a> will energize fans at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-thorns-fc-tickets-providence-park-8-15-2026--sports-soccer/production/6530843">Providence Park</a> on August 15. For rock aficionados, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/zz-top-tickets/performer/954">ZZ Top</a> plays at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/zz-top-tickets-ridgefield-cowlitz-ballroom-at-ilani-casino-resort-8-14-2026/production/6929560">Cowlitz Ballroom at Ilani Casino Resort</a> on August 14, just a short drive away in Ridgefield.</p>
        
        

<h2>Things to Do in Portland Next Week</h2> 
        
<p>Next week in Portland, catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/daniel-caesar-tickets/performer/54938">Daniel Caesar</a> serenading fans at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/daniel-caesar-tickets-portland-moda-center-8-18-2026/production/6856247">Moda Center</a> on August 18th. For sports enthusiasts, the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-timbers-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/19629">Portland Timbers</a> are set for an exciting match at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-timbers-tickets-providence-park-8-19-2026--sports-mls/production/6324471">Providence Park</a> on August 19th. Hip hop lovers can enjoy <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/vince-staples-tickets/performer/31212">Vince Staples</a> live at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/vince-staples-tickets-portland-pioneer-courthouse-square-8-20-2026--concerts-rap-hip-hop/production/6702335">Pioneer Courthouse Square</a> on August 20th.</p>
<p>Don't miss <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/muse-tickets/performer/5410">Muse</a> rocking nearby <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/muse-tickets-ridgefield-cascades-amphitheater-8-22-2026--concerts-rock/production/6839315">Cascades Amphitheater</a> in Ridgefield on August 22nd. The same venue, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/fear-podcast-tickets-portland-keller-auditorium-8-23-2026/production/7165610">Keller Auditorium</a>, hosts the thrilling <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/fear-podcast-tickets--theater-other-theater/performer/540616">FEAR& Podcast</a> on August 23rd. Finish the week with the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-fire-tickets--sports-wnba/performer/438248">Portland Fire</a> taking on WNBA action at the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-fire-tickets-moda-center-8-23-2026--sports-wnba/production/6559412">Moda Center</a> later that day.</p>

<h2>Upcoming Concerts in Portland: Live Music & Tour Dates Near You</h2>

<p>Portland is one of the best cities in the country for live music, drawing world-class artists and rising stars to stages big and small. From massive arena tours to intimate club shows, there's always a concert to catch in Portland and Vivid Seats is here to help you find your next unforgettable night out.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about Portland Concert Tickets</h2>

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This week in Portland, catch Grupo Frontera at the Moda Center on August 15 for an energetic night of Latin music. For a smaller, intimate show, see ANEES at the Hawthorne Theatre on August 15, then pair it with AC Slater's late-night dance set at Realm to keep the party going. On August 16, head to Pioneer Courthouse Square for a hard-rock performance by Acid Bath.
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Next week Portland comes alive with shows from <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/daniel-caesar-tickets/performer/54938">Daniel Caesar</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/daniel-caesar-tickets-portland-moda-center-8-18-2026/production/6856247">Moda Center</a>, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/vince-staples-tickets/performer/31212">Vince Staples</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/vince-staples-tickets-portland-pioneer-courthouse-square-8-20-2026--concerts-rap-hip-hop/production/6702335">Pioneer Courthouse Square</a>, <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/gillian-welch-tickets/performer/2953">Gillian Welch</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/gillian-welch-tickets-portland-revolution-hall-portland-8-17-2026/production/7029244">Revolution Hall Portland</a>, and <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/g-flip-tickets/performer/94863">G Flip</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/g-flip-tickets-portland-wonder-ballroom-8-22-2026/production/7167223">Wonder Ballroom</a>. From Daniel Caesar's smooth R&amp;B to Vince Staples' sharp hip hop, Gillian Welch's intimate folk set and G Flip's energetic pop, there is a great night out for every taste.

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      <p itemprop="text">Finding upcoming concerts in Portland is easy on Vivid Seats. At the top of this page, you’ll find a search and discovery tool highlighting the most popular concerts and upcoming events in the city. You can browse by artist, venue, genre, or date to explore shows happening this week and beyond, all with real-time ticket availability and seating options.</p>
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        <p>Absolutely. Every Portland concert ticket sold on Vivid Seats comes with our 100% Buyer Guarantee, which ensures:</p>
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        <p>Our mission is to make buying concert tickets stress-free, so you can focus on enjoying your event.</p>
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        <p>Vivid Seats uses All-In Pricing, so you'll see the full cost of a concert ticket in Portland, including fees, upfront as you shop. No surprises at checkout.</p>
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        <p>If your event is canceled, you'll receive a full refund. If an event has been postponed or rescheduled, rest assured that your tickets will be valid for the rescheduled date. For some rescheduled events, the primary source of the tickets will reissue all previously purchased tickets with new bar codes. If this occurs, the seller will notify us, and we will deliver new tickets to you and remind you to discard your old tickets.</p>
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        <p>Yes! Vivid Seats offers a leading ticket loyalty program: Vivid Seats Rewards. Fans earn credit on every purchase, which can be redeemed for future tickets. The more events you attend, the more perks you can unlock:</p>
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          <li>A free 11th ticket after 10 purchases</li>
          <li>Birthday rewards</li>
          <li>Seat upgrades and VIP parties</li>
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<h2>Upcoming Sports in Portland: Games, Teams & Matchups Near You</h2>

<p>Live sports thrive in Portland, where fans pack venues across town all season long. From sold-out rivalry games to weekday matchups, the city’s sports venues deliver big moments for every kind of fan. Browse schedules by sport, date, or venue to find the perfect game to attend near you. Whether it’s a marquee showdown or a spontaneous night out, you can find seats on Vivid Seats.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about Portland Sports Tickets</h2>

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<div>This week Portland hosts big sports action: Providence Park stages an MLS Leagues Cup match on Aug 13 and Portland Thorns FC soccer on Aug 15. The WNBA's Portland Fire play at the Moda Center on Aug 12, and the LPGA Portland Classic takes place at Columbia Edgewater Country Club on Aug 16. Catch soccer, basketball, and golf at Portland's premier venues.</div>
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Next week in Portland the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-timbers-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/19629">Portland Timbers</a> host visiting opponents at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-timbers-tickets-providence-park-8-19-2026--sports-mls/production/6324471">Providence Park</a>, and the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-thorns-fc-tickets--sports-soccer/performer/32692">Portland Thorns FC</a> take on challengers at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-thorns-fc-tickets-providence-park-8-22-2026--sports-soccer/production/6530851">Providence Park</a>. Fans can also catch the WNBA’s <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-fire-tickets--sports-wnba/performer/438248">Portland Fire</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/portland-fire-tickets-moda-center-8-23-2026--sports-wnba/production/6559412">Moda Center</a>, while nearby highlights include the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/salem-senators-tickets--sports-minor-league-baseball/performer/160622">Salem Senators</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/salem-senators-tickets-keizer-volcanoes-stadium-8-22-2026/production/6994901">Roto-Rooter Park</a>, the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/canby-rodeo-tickets--sports-rodeo/performer/133856">Canby Rodeo</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/canby-rodeo-tickets-clackamas-county-event-center-8-22-2026--sports-rodeo/production/6325487">Clackamas County Event Center</a>, and <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/wfc-world-fighting-championships-tickets--sports-boxing-and-fighting/performer/48275">WFC - World Fighting Championships</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/wfc---world-fighting-championships-tickets-ridgefield-cowlitz-ballroom-at-ilani-casino-resort-8-22-2026/production/7134723">Cowlitz Ballroom at Ilani Casino Resort</a>.

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        <p>Yes, you can often find last-minute sports tickets in Portland on Vivid Seats. Whether you're planning ahead or deciding to catch a game on the fly, Vivid Seats updates listings in real time, so fans can secure verified tickets right up until kickoff, first pitch, or tipoff.</p>
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      <p itemprop="text">Yes! Vivid Seats is a trusted ticket marketplace used by over 100 million fans. When you buy Portland sports tickets on Vivid Seats, every order is backed by our 100% Buyer Guarantee. That means your purchase is safe, your tickets will arrive before the event, and they'll be valid or your money back.</p>
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        <p>Absolutely. Every Portland sports ticket sold on Vivid Seats comes with our 100% Buyer Guarantee, which ensures:</p>
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        <p>If your game is canceled, you'll receive a full refund. If an event has been postponed or rescheduled, rest assured that your tickets will be valid for the new date. For some rescheduled games, the primary source of the tickets will reissue all previously purchased tickets with new bar codes. If this occurs, the seller will notify us, and we’ll deliver new tickets and remind you to discard your old ones.</p>
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        <p>Yes! Vivid Seats offers a leading ticket loyalty program: Vivid Seats Rewards. Fans earn credit on every purchase, which can be redeemed for future tickets. The more events you attend, the more perks you can unlock:</p>
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<h2>Upcoming Theater & Comedy Shows in Portland: Plays, Musicals & Stand-Up Near You</h2>

<p>Portland is one of the best cities for live entertainment, offering an incredible mix of Broadway hits, touring plays, and stand-up comedy. From major theatres and comedy clubs to intimate performance spaces, there's always a show to see in Portland, and Vivid Seats makes it easy to find tickets for every laugh and standing ovation.</p>

<h2>Frequently Asked Questions about Portland Theater & Comedy Tickets</h2>

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Don't miss Harry Potter and the Cursed Child at Keller Auditorium for a major theatrical event, and catch Joe List bringing stand-up to Helium Comedy Club in Portland for a night of laughs. Both shows highlight this week’s best big-stage drama and intimate comedy in the city.
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Next week Portland's comedy scene heats up with <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/aries-spears-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/19843">Aries Spears</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/aries-spears-tickets-portland-helium-comedy-club---portland-8-23-2026--theater-comedy/production/7080286">Helium Comedy Club - Portland</a>, late-night sets from <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/orion-levine-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/140274">Orion Levine</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/orion-levine-tickets-portland-helium-comedy-club---portland-8-22-2026--theater-comedy/production/7073125">Helium Comedy Club - Portland</a> and <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/eric-freedman-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/512711">Eric Freedman</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/eric-freedman-tickets-portland-helium-comedy-club---portland-8-23-2026--theater-comedy/production/7194327">Helium Comedy Club - Portland</a>, plus a true-crime taping of the <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hollywood-crime-scene-tickets--theater-comedy/performer/199169">Hollywood Crime Scene Podcast</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/hollywood-crime-scene-podcast-tickets-portland-helium-comedy-club---portland-8-19-2026--theater-podcast/production/7080276">Helium Comedy Club - Portland</a>.

For theater fans catch <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/fear-podcast-tickets--theater-other-theater/performer/540616">FEAR& Podcast</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/fear-podcast-tickets-portland-keller-auditorium-8-23-2026/production/7165610">Keller Auditorium</a> or the inventive <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/boyeurism-tickets/performer/150003">BOYeurism</a> at <a href="https://www.vividseats.com/boyeurism-tickets-portland-alberta-rose-theatre-8-22-2026/production/7214675">Alberta Rose Theatre</a>.

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      <p itemprop="text">Finding upcoming theater and comedy events in Portland is simple with Vivid Seats. At the top of this page, you'll find a carousel of popular plays, musicals, and comedy shows in the city. Browse by theater and comedy tickets in Portland under $100, top picks, family-friendly events, venue or date to discover events happening this week and beyond, with real-time ticket availability and seating options.</p>
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        <p>Absolutely. Every Portland theater and comedy ticket sold on Vivid Seats comes with our 100% Buyer Guarantee, which ensures:</p>
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Foolish Mortals - A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret at Alberta Rose Theatre

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FOOLISH MORTALS: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret Alberta Rose Theatre in Portland, OR Sat, Oct 3 at 7:00pm